No Fish 

A fellow in Canada decides to go ice-fishing.  It is quite a popular pastime in that part of the world.  You take all your equipment out on to the ice, drill a fair-sized hole through the ice and then lower your hook and line down and then wait for a bite. Just as he is drilling a hole this time however,  a great booming voice sounds out above him, “THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!” He looks up in terror, but can’t see where the voice is coming from. Fearfully he moves further along the ice.  As he starts drilling again, the voice booms out from above him but louder this time, “THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!” Clutching his throat in panic, the man manages to croak out in a quavery voice, “Who is speaking?” And the voice comes back, “THE MANAGER OF THIS ICE RINK”